starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

(via tattooed-disappointment)

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psychic-chasmss:

Idc

😍😍😍😍😍😍

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

(via magicandvoidstuff)

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worstcats:

This cat is dejected because it knows it is terrible
ladystilts:

Road dog
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