Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
Then sex.Unknown (via seafolly)
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
at one of the fall out boy shows I went to pete was like “this is a small venue so now you’re all in a gang here i’ll teach you a gang sign” and then they went off and when they came back on he was like “patrick wants me to assure all the parents out there that the gang thing was a joke”