I remember once in high school running into my friend Sammi after school and she looked freaked out and we asked her what was wrong and she was silent for a minute before she told us she’d made a joke to one of her teachers and he’d laughed and so she did the “fist bump” sign to him and, in her own beautiful words, “only I didn’t say ‘pound it’, I looked him in the eye and said ‘fist me’”
And then she just left
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.