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jackthevulture:

Your cat is a Studio Ghibli character

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

(via pizza)

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shippery:

"dude my girlfriend lives like 40 minutes away from me i dont think our relationship is going to last its too far"

[AGGRESSIVELY POURS MYSELF A GLASS OF VODKA AND DRINKS THE ENTIRE THING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LAUGHING AND CRYING]

(via scurrilousstraggler)

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THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

uglynewyork:

when I say I’m broke that can range from having no money in my pocket or actually having money and I’m not tryna spend that shit ‘cause then I’d be forreal broke. 

(via scurrilousstraggler)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
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